1) It will make my face look like Jollibee's. For those who have no idea who Jollibee is, I suggest you look him up on Google. Great fried chicken, by the way.
2) I feel that it's hard to manage. With long hair, a bad hair day can be easily solved with a ponytail. Voila!
3) It reminds me of the dark twisted bridges I burned a long time ago. I admit that I sported a sort of Oasis-inspired (yes, the band) haircut before when I was in grade school. Oh, what a fool I was.
4) I feel sexy with my long hair. Yes, OK? It is possible! On an unrelated matter, I lost a few good pounds thanks to my sheer determination, focus and will on the prize.
5) Seeing cut hair fall on the floor just simply flips me out.
So, my question is, WHY DID YOU DO IT??? Or, the more important question: HOW?

Ginnifer Goodwin

Mia Wasikowska

Carrie Mulligan
And two of the biggest shockers of all!

From Emma Watson to Emma Watsherface

Anne Hathaway to Anne Hathawho?
Well, they could all probably afford to look that way! Maybe when I'm sporting salt and pepper on my head, I'll pair it up with a pixie cut. Just maybe.
Good night! xx
Good night! xx